It's talk like a pirate day!!

So, you should check out the other blog I keep: PirateShipPlayground.

Meanwhile, here's some jokes I shared with me students:

1. What kind of ships do pirates have trouble with?
2. What do you get when you cross a pirate with a zucchinni?
3. What do you say when a pirate sloop runs aground?
4. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
5. A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum. The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?" The pirate replies...

Answers are below decks...

Ohhhhhhh, it's one of my favorite holidays, indeed. Everyone should get worked up over it. Years ago, I pointed readers to the best primer online for talking pirate, but just in case ye missed it:



Answers:

1. Relationships
2. A Squash-buckler
3. Ship out of luck
4. Because they can spend years at C
5. "Arrrr...." says the pirate, "I've got a Bounty on me head!"

Enjoy!