Why did the farmer bury all his money?
So his soil would be rich.
What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.
What do you call lice on a bald man?
Homeless.
What do you call a dead parrot?
a polygon
muse: v.i. & t. 1, ponder; reflect. 2, gaze meditately.
n. 1, a poet's inspiration or genius. 2, (cap.) a goddess presiding over one of the arts...Here be the place to get your muse on.
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